Comedy is Reality.
Oh, you’re here.
Exactly as I predicted.
About Rob
Rob Polonsky is a comedian, writer, and character performer. He is the creator and performer behind Zephyr, a mentalist and mind reader who is way too confident for his own good.
Rob brings larger-than-life characters out into the real world, creating joyful, surprising moments with real people and capturing their genuine reactions.
Rob is currently in the Advanced Writing Program at the world-renowned Groundlings Theatre & School. His performance as Zephyr earned him Magician Membership in the Academy of Magical Arts at the Magic Castle. He also brings Zephyr’s mentalism and mind-reading magic to corporate audiences and select private events.
Earlier in his career, Rob was part of the YouTube comedy group Chad, Matt & Rob, whose sketch comedy and interactive storytelling videos garnered more than 100 million views.
You want this T-shirt. Exactly as Zephyr predicted.
Featuring the original wide-brimmed oracle and his reliably smug assessment of the situation, this soft jersey tee is available in Eggplant and Heather Grey with a bold black front graphic.
American Apparel 2001 jersey tee
Eggplant or Heather Grey
10 × 14-inch screen-printed design
